Legendary Cars Pack Drops Feb 19th

February 17, 2009

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Burnout Paradise surely isn’t short of fantastic cars to roam that streets in. The Cagney pack brought the Hippie Wagon and the Steel Oval Racer to our streets, and the bikes back gave us some 2 wheel action. These packs were free for the masses, but that hasn’t stopped the ideas flowing over at Criterion.
Mere weeks after the launch of the first paid downloadable content, the Party Pack (review over here) Criterion are launching the Legendary Cars Pack on Feb 19th.
Inspired by classic cars from movies, the pack will bring to us The Jansen 88 Special, which seems to be inspired by Back To The Future, why with all the hovering an all. We also get behind the wheel of the Manhattan Spirit, the Carson Nighthawk and last but not least The Hunter Bootlegger.
The pack will be live on the Burnout Store on Feb 19th for Xbox 360 and Playstation 3, no word on a PC release yet.


Should We Say Sorry?

February 11, 2008

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Should this man say sorry? This is a debate that is waging right now, and quite frankly I quickly jumped on the NO bandwagon even before the question was asked.

For those of you who don’t know what the so called “Stolen Generation” is, let me fill you in. During the years of 1869 and 1969 the Governement after acts under Parliament, removed children of aboriginal decent from their parents and put into oprphaniges and internment camps. To what extent this happened is a large debate in Australia quite often.

Well now Mr Rudd is the king dick of the country, he has now announced that he will be offering a formal apology from his government, who might I remind readers represent each and every Australian citizen.

Some people will say I’m racist, and some people will say I’m ignorant, but I one hundred percent, without a doubt in my mind, believe that he should not say sorry.

I don’t care about it, it happened long before I was born, and it was finishing when my parents were a lot younger than I am, so they don’t really care. They had nothing to do with it, neither did I so there is no way in hell I will apologise,

The Government tried to do the right thing, and save a lot of children from abuse, and I think that while they may have gone about it the wrong way, and a lot of children were taken for the wrong reasons, it’s time for us all to move on.

 And uttering the word “Sorry” isn’t going to fix anything, instead they will just expect something more like some compensation of some kind.

So while Mr. Rudd believes this will win him some brownie points, I’m quite sure it’s going to make him lose a lot of fans


FUCK YOU ANTMAN

December 5, 2007

APOLOGISE TO ME!


Assassins Creed- Best Game Ever? LOL

November 22, 2007

assassins_creed.jpg To say 2007 has been a big year in gaming would be a massive understatement. With the release of hugely anticipated titles such as Halo 3, Super Mario Galaxy, COD 4, Bioshock and many more we saw the hype and excitement growing bigger and bigger every second for Ubisoft’s latest release Assassins Creed. But is this stealthy adventure through the crusades really as good as everyone seems to making it out to be, in this gamers eyes….

 

LET DOWN OF THE YEAR

First thing that really got to me was the story. There had been speculation of the game actually having a future/sci-fi aspect to the story, even though all gameplay footage and screens were from the crusades. Well turns out those speculations were right, you are actually from the future, and through a device called the Animus, you can relive the memories of your ancestors who’s past travels through the marvel of genetics. I’m not going to lie, that is a very cool concept, and one that I should have embraced…. What really got me was that they announce this to you at the very start of the game. That is a huge bombshell to drop. Think of the possibilities of this weird and wonderful story with weird things happening and then three quarters through the game the bombshell is dropped for maximum effect and makes the story so much more interesting. But no, they decided to let us know this first few minutes into the game, and for some reason it never sat right with me.

So  you play as Altair, an assassin back during the time of the crusades. An interesting setting that is portrayed with vast landscapes and beautiful character models, there is no denying that this is one of the best looking games released this year. But is the gameplay that good?

After the tutorial mission and your first assasination, you have done all that you are going to do in the game, and after that it just seems boring and repetitive. How many citizens need to be saved from guards, all with the same things to say thanks with and the same amount of attackers, before you become bored, trust me after the first three or four you seem to stop caring.

That’s not to say it’s not good, it’s just not terribly exciting. I can tell you exactly what is going to happen for your first, and every sequential assasination mission thereafter. First you are going to sneak into the town in a group of preists as cover, then break away and find a man who is speaking to a crowd. You will follow him to an alley and beat the crap out of him unti you get the information you are looking for. After that, you will find someone to pickpocket who most likely has either throwing knives, or something of importance. Then you shall sit on a bench and eavesdrop on a conversation that tells you some more information. Find the assassins hideout, tell the guy you are good to go, then sneak out and kill your target. I know this all sounds fun, but after the first few times, it just gets old and boring

Controls are ok, and will take some getting used to, but every now and then you will find yourself jumping off a wall you were climbing instead of climbing a little higher.  They aren’t the best controls, but they certainly aren’t the worst. With some more refinement it would make the game a little more enjoyable, but still good controls aren’t going to make up for poor gameplay.

Is Assassins Creed good? YesIs it a visual delight? YesIs it the greatest game on Earth? Certainly not

I’m going to sum it up for you. There was so much hype surrounding this game, when picking up a copy of the latest Australian Playstation Magazine the cover boasted “Asssassins Creed- The game so outstanding it created a Genre of it’s own”

NO IT DIDN’T

If you want to know what playing Assassins Creed is like, imagine Metal Gear Solid having sex with Prince of Persia and then giving birth to Sam Fisher from Splinter Cell…. Interesting I know, but certainly not it’s own genre at all

Overall this is easily my dissapointment of the year

6/10


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